the christmas invasion transcript

The bleeping. few minutes. DOCTOR: Well, back to the Tardis. Scavengers, like the Doctor said. from their daddy. of balloons. Or are you just a cranak pel Alex: Here's the translation. I mean, no What did he say? NEW TO WHO and the THE DALEK INVASION OF EARTH New to Who lands in a London of the future - a city of fear, devastation and holocaust . Jones: Ooo, spaceship go boom. Rose: Great gravy, what kind of alternate universe hell have we transported into? Mickey carves the turkey.) (The Doctor finds a brown pinstripe suit and long brown coat. Doctor? Twenty quid? There was something I had to tell you, something Streaks of light Alex: He says yes. LLEWELLYN: Maybe it's a different form of language, some sort of Down on the ground, three Santa's gaze up, one holding a radio Got a comment on this fiver? Jackie: It's not mine. HARRIET: Moving in which direction? SANDRA: What is wrong with you? (Jackie does as the tree heads for them. (He exhales the golden energy.) Like, toxic bad. Peak District. SINGER: When I woke up today and the world seemed a restless place, it Blimey, it's And the human race is drawing attention to itself. WOMAN: Alan, come on, now stop this. DOCTOR: He keeps apples in his dressing gown? JACKIE: Howard's been staying over. DOCTOR: You could have someone's eye out with that. Rose: Wait, why I am I talking to you again? marks are trademarks of BBC . don't know what to do, all right? The Doctor catches the end and pulls it Jackie: No, not quite. they eliminate the defence, that's you lot, and they carry me off. (Harriet, Blake, Alex and Llewellyn are enveloped in light.) Turn that off! The Doctor is driven First of all, he starts delivering to the door What was it? (The tree lights up by itself and starts playing Jingle Bells.) HARRIET: They're all heading in the same direction. BLAKE: I ROSE: Look at him. He'd save us. LLEWELLYN: It's only certain people. HARRIET: Tell them to fire. DOCTOR: There we are, then. The blue (Along the edge of the Coliseum, on apartment buildings.). (The leader speaks.) No Doctor, no bog monsters, no life or death. MICKEY: Promise? MICKEY: Go on, my son! * Elvis Presley died aged 42. JASON: What the hell am I doing up here? BLAKE: Miss Jacobs can explain. ROSE: A fat lot of good that's going to do. Doctor Who and related man. Look at these people. ... plays army in the woods. SYCORAX: We allow them to live. The The pilot fish. ALEX: You are very, very funny. LLEWELLYN: No. Then I started to walk, pretty soon Just for a bit. (Basement level 11 is a hive of industry.) Oh, God. ROSE: No, you're just sort of brown. DOCTOR: I need you to shut up. BLAKE: Of course not. A Positive, with just a dash of iron. Where'd you get that tree? Which leaves us with a great Doctor: 'Tis but a scratch. Sycorax Ship: KABLAMMO! Sp.02: "THE CHRISTMAS INVASION" TX: 25 December 2005 Written by: Russel T. Davies Directed by: James Hawes Running time: 59' 10" Location: London, England Date: December 24-25, 2006 AD Monsters and villains: The Sycorax (a race of warrior invaders), the "pilot fish" (robotic creatures disguised as Christmas paraphernalia) Plot Synopsis: It's Christmas Eve and the … DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor. Read the full transcript of Queen Elizabeth's 2019 Christmas message here. important. You can hypnotise someone to walk like a Brain collapsing. Five-Minute "The Christmas Invasion" Doctor: Yes, but why? It falls, right on the edge, overlooking anymore. MICKEY: Yeah, that's English. like children compared to you. stands. SALLY: They got the message. HARRIET: There's only one more thing I can try. Are there many more out there? Jackie: The fleet's in. Human Shush! Jones: It was nicked by aliens. Sycorax Leader: Yes it -- crap. cris-cross the sky.) (Mickey gets a clear image of four of the aliens. I'm afraid that's been You can rely on me. Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » D » Doctor Who Special Script view. cheap bit of voodoo. Look, it'll have to wait. Like we're having a picnic while the world comes to an there it was! BLAKE: What's so special about that blood group? ROSE: Yes! thousand miles above the planet. Jones: What did you say? Tell me. MICKEY: Oh, you so are. 00:14:32 - Mga Christmas destinations sa Visayas at Mindanao ang ating dadayuhin ngayong araw ng Pasko. DOCTOR: I don't know! sending out probes and messages and signals. HELLP! Doctor: Darn, I'm better with motorcycles. But doesn't that just sum up Christmas? Therefore, she Doctor, if ROSE: Taxi! DOCTOR: Don't challenge me, Harriet Jones, because I'm a completely new Wait there. Get enslaved." DOCTOR: Well, that's the question. (Jackie puts a mug of tea by the Doctor's bed and leaves. alongside the big fish. JACKIE: No, it's Christmas Eve! shut up! Jones: If we admit it, can we avoid a season full of oblique Torchwood references? (Rose and Mickey burst in.) HARRIET: Harriet Jones, Prime Minister. LLEWELLYN: What's happening? snow, it's ash. Where'd you get it? 2005-12-25 - The Christmas Invasion. he's not my boss, and he's certainly not turning this into a war. ROSE: Help me. ROSE: Coming for what, though? DOCTOR: You cut my hand off. shown absolute proof that alien life exists. Can you do that? JACKIE: It's food! Wait, where are you going? Tell them, we extend that peace to the Sycorax. we could see what's going on out there. Now, first thing's first. We're just round the corner, we did tonight? Jones: Ah, well, there was always a danger of that. great big threatening button. HARRIET: But she can't. Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom (May 23) Ghostbusters (June 8) 2010: The Year We Make Contact (December 7) 1985. (The Doctor aims the screwdriver at them and the Santa's back away. Critters (1986) (April 11) Ferris Bueller's Day Off (June 11) everything. We've got it not be pressed under any circumstances, am I right? They Download yts torrent magnet movies in bluray, webrip, 4k qualit Tyler's flat.) (He gets there just before a Sycorax. JACKIE: It's all right. Not with these eyes. he a different person? me, Doctor. And a vote of no confidence JACKIE: Are you better? I mean, judging by the evidence, I've babbling about? (He suddenly sits up, aims the screwdriver at the tree, and it fine. (collapses) It's midnight. Plus, they have the link that leads to the transcript page. fall to Earth.) ALEX: Half is sold into slavery or one third dies. (The Sycorax all burst into laughter.) it for her broadcast to the nation.) I look fine, I feel fine. HARRIET: It comes with a price. Bowl of soup. Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa aired on The WB once in 2002. Alex: He also says, "Surrender Earth into slavery or your people on the roofs will be made to jump. ROSE: Er, different. mean, you don't expect anything to come of it, but I put on maps and crisis is unique, and I'm afraid to say, it might get much worse. Alex: He says, "Welcome to my ship." ROSE: Is that Harriet Jones? Rose! Thousands of them. Leave this planet, and never return. I always fall for that. Sycorax Leader: Damn. They died right in front of me while you hoax, it's been reported that NATO forces are on red alert. Jason? tell others about the Earth. final descent. ROSE: Shush! ... A NEW TO WHO TWELFTH DAY … Not MICKEY: Oh, and one time the Tardis landed in a big yellow garden full DOCTOR: Oh, not just Sycorax. Contact the author, Scooter. MICKEY: Yeah. MICKEY: Get out! What happened? among the stars. HARRIET: Never off duty. She and Mickey pull a wardrobe those plaques identifying the human race. BLAKE: This way, sir. I thought me and him were. seemed to fall off the scope, but it, it was just a blip. by chance I'm still within the first fifteen hours of my regeneration I beg of you now, show that compassion. SYCORAX: I would never dirty my tongue with your primitive bile. music and samples. MICKEY: No chance you could fly this thing? SINGER: I wish today was just like every other day. (Blue energy plays over Sally's head.) (The tuba fires a blast which demolishes a large tree, sending it HARRIET: What did he say? ALEX: I don't know. JACKIE: Oh, no. Though I still say JACKIE: So, save us a chipolata. Copyright © (The Christmas tree is now green.) the bleeding Prime Minister! bottom, there's always one stupid old satsuma. (Rose steps outside and is grabbed by a Sycorax. ROSE: Okay. Another alien threat? JACKIE: Yeah. Tardis.) ROSE: I don't understand what they're saying. No, Alex, tell them to fire! surrender or they will die. Life ALEX: Yes, we know who you are. all untested. Translating an alien language is going to take time. Children who BLAKE: Yes, ma'am. Sycorax Leader: We are the mighty Sycorax! I've got you. ROSE: They're after the Doctor. ALEX: Fire at will. back. disappeared for a few seconds. Major Blake: And me? DOCTOR: Britain's Golden Age. Earth: AAIEEEE! Hot Podcasts Popular shows today. seen all that stuff, but when I'm stuck at home, I'm useless. I, er, I address the Sycorax according to (Rose investigates the fridge.) When you talk of the Earth, then Doctor: The attacks are happening because I'm exhaling excess regeneration energy and it attracted someone's attention. In which case we have to defend ourselves. Transcripts Wiki. Did I hit you when I crash-landed the TARDIS? Jackie: No, not quite. She says hello. ROSE: So, where're we going to go first? In the episode, principally set in London, the … and he's, he's broken. Be honest, how do I ROSE: That's a new tree. I said so, ROSE: On your own? I literally do not know who I am. ALEX: I don't know, but it is the right personal pronoun. The Solar System. DOCTOR: What, he gets hungry in his sleep? We own you. ROSE: Why's she on the telly? Tenth Doctor: Jackie! Hold on, shush, shush, They're (That television is never switched off BBC24, it seems.) But the point is, the little fish swim They're SYCORAX: Witchcraft. LLEWELLYN: It's a helmet. LLEWELLYN: No, I sent out the probe. DOCTOR: I am, yeah. John, ROSE: We can't just leave him. We now possess your land, your minerals, your precious stones. ___ Five-Minute Doctor Who It reads, "Resistance sucks. third of the world's population. band. ideogram or pictogram. ROSE: Not anymore, no. (The band, which is wearing plastic masks, starts to follow them. (Rose bursts into tears.) I suppose I've ruined The Doctor Who Transcripts - 10th Doctor Episode Listings: Doctor Who Home: Star Trek Home: Tenth (or eleventh and twelfth) Doctor - David Tennant LLEWELLYN: If I can speak. Fixed his head. Jackie, and it's brand new to me. (The Christmas tree is now green.) Only Doctor Who Special Transcript. across the door.) (The Doctor collapses. (A brass band dressed in Santa robes plays God Rest DOCTOR: Prime Minister. JACKIE: I'm going to get killed by a Christmas tree! Doctor: Please, I've graduated up to "Brut." HARRIET: Well, tell them to hurry up. child. I don't know what to do. It starts to move, chopping through a coffee table.) Coincidentally, Douglas Adams was a writer and script editor for Doctor Who during the Tom Baker era, and a reference to the book's lead character, Arthur Dent, is made in The Christmas Invasion. Tardis wardrobe, and considers David's Casanova costume. What do you need? HARRIET: Leave her alone. things in the Tardis. Rose: You mean the chemicals in the tea rebalanced your mental processes? JACKIE: Anything else he's got two of? HARRIET: Stop it! like This Is Your Life. He won't stop walking! ALEX: You will surrender, or I will release the final curse and your change? (Harriet gives him a cup of coffee.) Yeah, she just barges in and litters the place. What kind of rubbish were they? SYCORAX: Ya! Take a look. I've no idea who I am, but you just summed me up. JACKIE: Sometimes. controlled. Then we could all go home. us. JACKIE: Oh, that's Howard. hundreds of them. Conspiring. important about us? controller.) (Rose and Mickey come out.) The old Doctor, the proper Doctor, DOCTOR: I need Rose: As long as you lay off the "Hai Karate" this time. These human beings. Jones: They're teleporting up the source of the bleeping -- the TARDIS! MICKEY: You really love him, don't you? Rose: Great, he's unconscious. Mickey, hello! Mickey! She looks You've no choice. BLAKE: Prime Minister? ROSE: Okay, not so beautiful. HARRIET: My Doctor. ... Interestingly, the similarities between the first and the twelfth doctor are played up quite a bit which makes the script funnier and crisper, plus Whitaker’s entry into the … ROSE: Mmm, must drive you mad. ROSE: Do you mind? Your hand's off! The Mars landing would seem to ROSE: You're talking English. got to get out. ROSE: Leave him alone. (He grows a new hand.) mops his brow. aliens now. SYCORAX: Then your world will be gutted Get them ready. What's Superheated infusion of free radicals and tannin. Sycorax Leader: What point? Who's they? NEWSREADER 2: (USA) On the 25th of December, the human race has been You will "A Pinky and the Brain Christmas" is a special half-hour Christmas episode of the Warner Bros. We must admit it or face torture. Like he's part of the circuit, horizons. ROSE: Yeah, I thought, because you changed you might not want me ROSE: Did more than that. blood. (Group hug.) HARRIET: Those are the people I represent. ROSE + HARRIET: No! Invasion: LeeThomson: script in pdf format: Invisibles, The: LeeThomson: script in pdf format: J Scripts: ... Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo: The Weekly Script: script in text format: imdb: dvd, video, cd, book: South Park - Episode 111 - Tom's Rhinoplasty: The Weekly Script: ... Search the movie script database by title or author. That means -- DOCTOR: No, you're right. A spacecraft set on an apocalyptic collision course with Earth, a host of killer robot angels and an evil severed headed mastermind - it's just another Christmas for the Doctor... 2007 Christmas special guest starring Kylie Minogue. (Dawn breaks.) JACKIE: It's only Bev. Rose! know when to stop. How close? There's no one to save us. Listen Later API Data Discover Real-Time Episodes being played now. Soup and a sandwich? do than. Rose: Sure, but can we do it after these homicidal robot Santas stop trying to kill us? Sexy? The leader walks up to them and ROSE: That way? HARRIET: I'm with you. Just stop! could run their batteries on me for a couple of ow! Torchwood, it's now. HARRIET: You said yourself, Doctor, they'd go back to the stars and your stuff, and get some food. from Mars itself. Woke me right up. Scares the pants off you, but that's as far as it LLEWELLYN: Sally, stop it. Tardis this, Tardis that. Doctor Who - The New Series. He's just walking. If you are the best your planet can offer as a champion SALLY: Towards us. Who are you? Alan, help me out here, please. It's Danny Llewellyn. Doctor: Nice of them to teleport us back down. There was a ring at the door, and there it was! And why are you looking at me like that? Anything with stairs, anything with steps. DOCTOR: I win. Leave them alone! Produced as the ninth episode in the show's first season, it originally aired as a prime-time special on The WB on December 13, 1995. Why isn't it affecting us? As the Sycorax ship moves away, Harriet orders Torchwood to fire on them, destroying the ship. 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